Whether mercury is in retrograde or not, your zodiac is forever.
Aries (March 21- April 19): Hiding Their Relationship Status On Facebook
Are you nervous your grandma’s sister is the only person who will “like” it?
Taurus (April 20- May 20): Sex On The First Date
You probably met on Tinder.
Gemini (May 21- June 20): Pretending They Like You For Attention (a.k.a Breadcrumbing)
Noun: the act of sending out flirtatious, but non-committal text messages (i.e. “breadcrumbs”) in order to lure a sexual partner without expending much effort”
(definition via UrbanDictionary.com)
Cancer (June 21- July 22): Putting Relationship Drama On Blast
Save the drama for your mama, not your social media accounts.
Leo (July 23- August 22): Having Someone On The Side (a.k.a Cheating)
Did you learn nothing from Ty Dolla Sign?!
Virgo (August 23- September 22): Running Back To An Ex
We’ve all been there…
Libra (September 23- October 22): Ghosting
Honestly, sometimes it’s necessary.
Scorpio (October 23- November 21): Texting “You Up?” At 2:45 A.M. (a.k.a Late Night Booty Call)
If they don’t respond until 9am you’ll probably be over the urge anyway.
Sagittarius (November 22- December 21): Faking Orgasms
You’re only cheating yourself.
Capricorn (December 22- January 19): Sliding Into Your DM’s On LinkedIn
You might have better luck on Instagram.
Aquarius (January 20- February 18): Sending Nude Photos
That stuff never goes away.
Pisces (February 19- March 20): Being Drunk On The First Date
Not against that.
What’s your sign?