Whether mercury is in retrograde or not, your zodiac is forever.

Aries (March 21- April 19): Hiding Their Relationship Status On Facebook

Are you nervous your grandma’s sister is the only person who will “like” it?

Taurus (April 20- May 20): Sex On The First Date

 You probably met on Tinder.

Gemini (May 21- June 20): Pretending They Like You For Attention (a.k.a Breadcrumbing)

Noun: the act of sending out flirtatious, but non-committal text messages (i.e. “breadcrumbs”) in order to lure a sexual partner without expending much effort”

(definition via UrbanDictionary.com)

Cancer (June 21- July 22): Putting Relationship Drama On Blast

Save the drama for your mama, not your social media accounts.

Leo (July 23- August 22): Having Someone On The Side (a.k.a Cheating)

Did you learn nothing from Ty Dolla Sign?!

 Virgo (August 23- September 22): Running Back To An Ex

We’ve all been there…

Libra (September 23- October 22): Ghosting

Honestly, sometimes it’s necessary.

Scorpio (October 23- November 21): Texting “You Up?” At 2:45 A.M. (a.k.a Late Night Booty Call)

If they don’t respond until 9am you’ll probably be over the urge anyway.

Sagittarius (November 22- December 21): Faking Orgasms

 You’re only cheating yourself.

Capricorn (December 22- January 19): Sliding Into Your DM’s On LinkedIn

You might have better luck on Instagram.

 Aquarius (January 20- February 18): Sending Nude Photos

That stuff never goes away.

Pisces (February 19- March 20): Being Drunk On The First Date

Not against that.

 What’s your sign?