Well, well, well. Here we are again, December 31st. If you were to compare your past few New Year’s resolution lists, I’ll bet they look pretty similar. It’s 2014, and you’re still not as hot as Jennifer Lawrence, or as well read as you wanted to be by now, and I bet you’re still single. (But there’s nothing wrong with that)!

So tomorrow, as you pull out your iPad you finally broke down and bought for yourself for Christmas, and start tapping out your resolution list, keep it simple and achievable. But remember to leave these resolutions off your list:

One.

Find The One. This Year. As Soon As Possible!

Haven’t you seen any romantic comedy ever? You never find your soul mate when you are looking. A watched pot never boils, so stop looking for your everlasting love and start looking for someone you can enjoy to pass the time with. Mr. Right Now is better than Mr. Is He Ever Coming?

Two.

Lose Weight So I Can Start Being Serious About My Love Life.

We are all about being healthy, but if there is anything we have learned in love and life it’s this: boobs are boobs. And a naked girl is a naked girl. It doesn’t matter too much if you have a little more weight on your body than you care for. He probably won’t even notice. You are lovable just as much as you are now than when you will be down to your goal weight. Don’t put off love..

Three.

Play The Dating Game Better in 2014.

Just stop. Stop playing games. Stop waiting three days to call her, or 7 minutes before texting him back. Just do what you want to do when you want to do it. Life is too short to play games, just do what you feel, right there right now.

Cheers to a happy, romantic and successful year of dating in 2014!

What are your dating resolutions? 

What bad dating habits should you drop this year?